Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
