Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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