Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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