And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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