Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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