Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was born a porn star she said
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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