we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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