why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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