i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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