Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The adults are the big ones right?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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