Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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