You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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