Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Oh god it's open bar.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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