laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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