would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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