I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Randomize
