where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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