uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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