my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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