real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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