She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
