Ambien. No doubt about it.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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