How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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