You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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