Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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