dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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