Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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