So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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