Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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