dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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