Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's Friday. Sex?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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