They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Randomize