Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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