Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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