well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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