my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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