Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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