At least make sure they are 18
Why
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
