question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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