I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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