Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
