I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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