youre lurking in front of me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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