so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Randomize
