Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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