If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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