I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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