But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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