Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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