At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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