Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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