Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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